Day 1 of the Spider Hunt
I have spent the last few months living in total bliss, reassuring myself constantly that I shall never have to re-live the horrific days of my spider attack (refer to blog entry on 13th August 2005.) Such disregard for the possibility of another attack was foolish...
It has been brought to my attention that a new and improved spider has arisen from the dark valleys of my bathroom.
It was reported to have been sighted and initially removed from the premises a few days ago. However, the spider returned with a vengeance, mocking everyone he saw with his swift moves and subtle charm. (My fellow occupants refuse to kill him, and have even named him "Rudyard"... damn that spider... or "Rudyard," as he likes to be called.)
This will be a tough challenge, but someone with experience in the field must rise up to the challenge and defeat the evil fiend once and for all. It seems as though that "someone" will have to be ... ME.
Day: Over a week
I have been waiting for "Rudey" to show his face for over a week now and still no luck.
I have been presented with three possibilities as to his whereabouts:
1. He's hiding in the hole near the bathroom
2. He's committed suicide
3. He's packed his bags and left... probably while the back door was open during "Sparklers day."
Whatever the answer, I can not rest easy until I know what has happened to Rudey once and for all.
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7 comments:
Originally posted on 6th November 2005:
HAHA! I did indeed discover him on the lounge floor last Sunday, and placed a plastic contained over him. Han then proceeded to remove him, but he was back! In the bathroom, and with an evil glint in his eye. Rudey is here to stay, I tell ye!
Originally posted on 6th November 2005:
I refuse to accept defeat from this evil "Rudey." He must be... EVICTED.
Originally posted on 6th November 2005:
I.....live....in.....fear......every moment of my life is shadowed by the threat of Rudey...although he's kind of become my friend now...i released him initially..there is now a bond... i'm still scared of him though :'(
Originally posted on 6th November 2005:
I.....live....in.....fear......every moment of my life is shadowed by the threat of Rudey...although he's kind of become my friend now...i released him initially..there is now a bond... i'm still scared of him though :'(
Originally posted on 6th November 2005:
sorry, im an idiot. i published my comment twice. that's just self centred ;-) han xx
Originally posted on 30th November 2005:
Errrrk! Spiiider! Heh, like the name though....where did that come from? What happened to say....Legs...or Spidey or summat? =P
Originally posted on 1st December 2005:
The name came from Han and Rach- worthy of praise I believe
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